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Setting: The Office Characters: Michael: The boss who wants to participate in every event Jim: The slacker who is just going along with it for fun Dwight: The overly competitive employee who is determined to win at all costs Pam: The office sweetheart who just wants to have a good time Kevin: The clumsy employee who keeps accidentally breaking things Stanley: The grumpy employee who thinks the whole thing is stupid Angela: The rule-obsessed employee who is keeping score Creed: The mysterious employee who seems to be participating in events no one knew existed Dialogue: (Opening scene: The employees are gathered around the conference table, looking bored) Michael: "Alright everyone, we need to spice things up around here. I'm thinking we hold our own Olympics-style competition!" Jim: "That sounds like a lot of work, Michael." Dwight: "I'm in. And I'll win every event." Pam: "I think it sounds like fun! What kind of events should we have?" Kevin: "Can we have a paperclip throwing contest? I'm really good at that." Stanley: "This is ridiculous. I have work to do." Angela: "I'll keep score and make sure everyone follows the rules." Creed: (nodding mysteriously) "I've got a few tricks up my sleeve." (Next scene: The employees are gathered outside, ready to start the first event) Michael: "Welcome to the Office Olympics! Our first event is the Stapler Javelin. Dwight, you're up first." (Dwight takes a running start and throws the stapler with all his might. It lands far short of the target) Dwight: "What?! That was rigged!" Jim: "I don't think it was rigged, Dwight. I just don't think you're very good at this." Pam: (giggling) "Can I go next?" Angela: "No, Pam, it's Kevin's turn." (Kevin steps up and accidentally throws the stapler through a nearby window) Michael: "Alright, let's move on to the next event!" (Next scene: The employees are gathered in the break room for the Paperclip High Jump) Dwight: "I've been practicing this one. I'm going to jump over that stack of paper and clear it easily." (Dwight takes a running start and jumps, knocking over the stack of paper and sending it flying everywhere) Jim: "Nice one, Dwight." Stanley: "I don't have time for this nonsense." Angela: "Kevin, you're up next." (Kevin tries to jump but ends up tripping and falling on his face) Michael: "Alright, let's move on to the final event: the Rubber Band Archery Contest!" Creed: (whispering to Pam) "I've been waiting for this one." (Creed pulls out a homemade bow and arrow and nails the target dead center) Michael: "Creed wins the gold stapler trophy! Congratulations!" (End scene: The employees are back in the conference room, tired but happy) Michael: "That was so much fun, guys! We should do this every year!" Jim: "I don't know about that, Michael. I think I need a nap." Dwight: "I demand a rematch! I know I can win next time." Pam: (smiling) "Thanks for organizing this, Michael. It was a great break from work." Stanley: "Don't get any ideas about doing this again, Michael. I have real work to do." Angela: "I'll make sure to keep score even better next time." Michael: "Thanks, Angela. And thanks to all of you for making this the best Office Olympics ever!" (As the employees start to file out of the conference room, Kevin accidentally knocks over a plant) Kevin: "Oops, sorry about that." Stanley: "I rest my case." (Everyone exits except for Creed, who sneaks back into the conference room and takes the gold stapler trophy) Creed: (smiling) "Looks like I have a new addition to my collection." (The lights fade to black as Creed exits the room, leaving the audience wondering what other mysterious events he has participated in without anyone knowing)