Happy 40th Birthday, Lambert! I hope your special day is as well-maintained as your house and as joyful as walking your dog! You are one of the most dependable and reliable people I know, and I am grateful for your friendship. Speaking of being reliable, I've got a joke for you: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! I hope that made you chuckle. Have a wonderful day, Lambert, and may all your birthday wishes come true!