Example output
Alright, gather 'round, y'all, 'cause we're diving into a roast battle that's gonna be hella lit! We got a man in his 40s, bald and proud, reppin' the Asian jokes like a champ. So, here goes nothing:
"Aye, bruh, you must be the Asian Benjamin Button, rockin' the bald look in your 40s while the rest of us are clinging to our hair like it's gold."
"Squidward head ahh, meet our very own Mr. Miyagi! This man's so bald, I bet even his scalp's got a six-pack."
"Look at this fine gentleman, embracing the chrome dome like a true Zen master. I mean, who needs hair when you're already glowin' with inner enlightenment?"
"They say bald is beautiful, but you took it to a whole new level, bro. You're so shiny, I can see my reflection. You're like the Asian Mr. Clean!"
"Aye, remember that time you told us you're half-Asian? Well, we figured it out – it's 'cause half of your hair decided to peace out early!"
"Bro, you're the real MVP, turnin' bald into a fashion statement. People pay big bucks for that shiny dome, and you're just out here givin' it away for free!"