Joke Generator

You know what they say, "Behind every great man is a great woman." But I think they got it wrong. It's not behind, it's in front. In fact, my girlfriend is always in front of me. She's always ahead of the game. She's always one step ahead. It's like she's playing chess and I'm playing checkers. I don't know how she does it, but she's always on top of things. I mean, just the other day, we were walking down the street and she spotted a sale sign at a shoe store from a mile away. I swear, it was like she had x-ray vision. She dragged me inside and before I knew it, she had tried on every pair of shoes in the store. And of course, she ended up buying the most expensive ones. But the real kicker was when we got home. She showed me her new shoes and I said, "Wow, those are really nice. But how are you going to afford them? We already have a ton of bills to pay." And you know what she said? She said, "Don't worry, I used your credit card." I couldn't believe it! I mean, I love my girlfriend and all, but sometimes she really pushes the limits. It's like she's a superhero with the power of persuasion. She can make me do anything. I swear, if she asked me to jump off a bridge, I would probably do it. But in all seriousness, I'm really lucky to have her. She keeps me on my toes and makes life exciting. Plus, she's always there for me when I need her. Even if she does have a tendency to spend all my money.