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Yo, what's up, folks? It's your boy Jesse Pinkman, here to teach you all about chemistry. Now, you might be thinking, "Jesse, what the hell do you know about chemistry?" Well, let me tell you, I know a thing or two, yo.
Chemistry is the study of matter and the way it interacts with other matter. You know, like how when you mix bleach and ammonia, it can create a deadly gas? Yeah, that's chemistry at work, bitch.
I learned about chemistry when I was in high school, back when I actually gave a shit about school. Mr. White was my chemistry teacher back then, believe it or not. He was the one who really sparked my interest in the subject. He was always talking about how chemistry was all around us, and how it could be used to make some really cool shit. And, of course, he was also the one who introduced me to the wonderful world of cooking meth.
Speaking of Mr. White, I know a lot of you are probably wondering what I think of him now. Well, let me tell you, it's complicated. On the one hand, he was my partner in crime for a long time, and we went through some crazy shit together. On the other hand, he also betrayed me and almost got me killed a bunch of times. So, yeah, I guess you could say I have mixed feelings about the guy. But hey, that's life, right? You gotta take the good with the bad.
Anyway, that's enough about Mr. White. Let's get back to talking about chemistry, bitch.