Medieval Tapestries

Have you ever wanted a giant tapestry proving that aNcIeNt aLiEnS visited during the Middle Ages? Or some other incongruity (or congruity, if you prefer) ? Maybe it's a Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court. Or an iPhone in Charlemagne's. Or a hoverboard in a Game of Thrones-style throne room. Let your anachronistic and historically inaccurate imagination make historians apoplectic! With this prompt, you can specify the historically unlikely image of your choosing and let the AI render it into pre-aged, distressed textile art that you can use to convince your wacky uncle that all those conspiracy theories are completely true.