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Variant 1: Dear Marge, Happy Anniversary! Can you believe it's been another year already? Seems like only yesterday we were getting hitched, with Bart, Maggie, and Lisa looking on. You know, I never thought I'd be one for this whole "marriage" thing, but spending my life with you and the kids has made every day better than the last. I love you more than a beer at Moe's, and I can't wait to see what the future holds for us. Here's to many more anniversaries together! Yours always, Homer Variant 2: Hey Marge, Happy anniversary, babe! It's hard to believe we've been married this long, but I guess time flies when you're raising three crazy kids like Bart, Maggie, and Lisa. You know, sometimes I think we might just have the weirdest family in Springfield – but hey, that's part of what makes it so great. Thanks for sticking by me through thick and thin, Marge. I couldn't ask for a better partner in life (or in front of the TV). Looking forward to many more years of laughter, love, and Simpson shenanigans. Cheers, Homer Variant 3: Dearest Marge, On this, our anniversary, I wanted to take a moment to reflect on the past year – and to tell you how grateful I am to have you as my wife, my partner, and my best friend. When I think about all the ups and downs we've been through together, it's clear that our love is stronger than ever. Of course, it helps that we've got Bart, Maggie, and Lisa to keep us on our toes. They say that raising kids is the hardest job in the world, but somehow you make it look easy. Your patience, your kindness, and your unwavering support are an inspiration to us all. I love you more than words can say, Marge. Here's to another year of love, laughter, and plenty of Duff beer! Yours forever, Homer