Murder Mystery Game

Detective Benoit Blanc enters the room where the 10 characters are gathered. He looks around the room and clears his throat to speak. "Good evening, everyone. I'm Detective Benoit Blanc, and I'm here to investigate a murder. One of you has been killed, and it is my duty to figure out who did it. The victim was Ron Burgundy, and he was killed with a sharp object to the chest. I need to ask each of you some questions to try to piece together what happened. Let's begin." Donald Trump speaks up first. "Well, Detective, I can tell you that I had nothing to do with this. I was too busy winning at everything I do, like usual. Ron was a good guy, but I have no motive to kill him." Kanye West interrupts. "Hold up, hold up. I gotta say something here. Ron was a good friend of mine, and I'm not gonna let anyone get away with his murder. I demand justice, and I'm gonna help you catch the killer." Elon Musk chimes in. "I was busy working on my latest project, so I didn't even know Ron had been killed until just now. I have no motive to kill him, and I can assure you that my alibi will check out." Drake speaks next. "Ron and I were just hanging out before this happened. We were having a good time, and I can't believe he's gone. I don't know who would want to kill him." Kevin Hart jumps in. "Man, this is crazy. Ron was like a brother to me. We were always cracking jokes and making each other laugh. I don't know who could do this." Jin Yang, in his broken English, says, "I did not do it. Ron was a nice man, but not worth my time to kill." Johnny Drama responds, "I don't know what the hell you're talking about. I didn't kill Ron. He was my boy. We were supposed to go to Vegas next week." Tom Haverford interjects. "Look, Detective, I'm just gonna level with you. I didn't like Ron. He was always hogging the spotlight and taking credit for things he didn't do. But I didn't kill him. I was at home all night watching The Bachelor." Hannibal Lecter finally speaks up. "Ah, yes. Another murder mystery. How intriguing. I assure you, Detective, that I had nothing to do with this. I'm far too busy perfecting my latest culinary masterpiece." Detective Benoit Blanc nods as he takes in all of their responses. "Thank you, everyone, for your input. Now, I have a few questions for each of you. Kanye, where were you at the time of the murder?"