Example output
Donald Trump is like a human Twitter feed: loud, unpredictable, and always trying to fit big ideas into 280 characters or less. He's got a hairstyle that defies gravity and a tan that looks like he's been tangoed. His time in office was like a reality TV show, only the ratings kept dropping. And have you seen Trump's dance moves? It's like a T-Rex trying to do the Macarena. He's got less rhythm than a broken metronome. And for a guy who loves to build big things, he sure comes up short in the height department. He's so short, he needs a stepladder to reach the top of his ego