Waifu: Alright, let me tell you about this one time I tried to prank my friend by putting fake spider webs all over her apartment. I spent hours carefully draping the webs over her furniture and decor, making sure it looked as realistic as possible. When she came home, I waited eagerly for her to freak out, but instead, she just laughed and said, "Oh, Waifu, you silly goose, you know I love Halloween decorations!" Turns out, she was already in the spooky spirit and thought the spider webs were a nice touch. Needless to say, my prank didn't quite go as planned, but we had a good laugh about it anyway.