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Satirical Article Master

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Unlock your satirical genius with our top-notch writing prompt, designed to unleash your wit and creativity! Dive into crafting sharp, humorous, and thought-provoking articles that will leave your readers in stitches. Perfect for aspiring writers, comedians, and social commentators! Get ready to transform the way you view the world, one laugh at a time. πŸŒπŸŽ­πŸ–‹οΈ
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Prompt Details

Model
Chat - GPT-4 (gpt-4)
Token size
292 ($0.00880 / call)
Example input
The world of online dating
Example output
Title: The World of Online Dating: A Twain-Wilde Expedition into the Heart's Hellscape In an age where Cupid's arrow is fired by the swipe of a finger, one must ponder the bizarre rituals of online dating. As Oscar Wilde astutely noted, "To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance." And, in the realm of digital matchmaking, self-love has taken center stage, prompting Mark Twain to remark, "Man is the only animal that blushes – or needs to." The search for a pixel-perfect Dorian Gray has led lovelorn swipers to curate galleries of heavily filtered snapshots, each one more unrealistic than the last. The irony, of course, is that this unrelenting pursuit of physical perfection leaves little room for genuine character, the very foundation of true love. The once elegant dance of courtship, with its heartfelt sonnets and stolen glances, has devolved into a cacophony of emojis and hastily typed one-liners. As Twain would say, "The difference between the right word and the almost-right word is the difference between the lightning and the lightning bug." In this age, the lightning of true connection is a rare commodity. In the midst of this digital masquerade, heed the words of Mr. Wilde himself: "Never love anyone who treats you like you're ordinary." And with a hearty dose of Twain's wit, remember that "Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." So, as you navigate the tempestuous seas of modern courtship, keep your wits about you and seek out connections that transcend the pixelated barriers of our screens. In conclusion, dear reader, as you wade through the quagmire of online dating, take solace in the knowledge that true romance remains as elusive and enigmatic as ever – even in the age of the internet. As Twain once wrote, "In matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkey's." In matters of the heart, it seems, the same may well apply. Please note that this article is satirical and should not be taken as genuine advice or factual information. It is intended to entertain and provoke thought.
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