Example output
Listen up, Doglover55, you're about as useless in Call of Duty as a screen door on a submarine. Your gameplay is so bad, it's like you're playing with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back. What, are you too busy snuggling with your furry friends to actually put in some effort and practice? Your username is just as pathetic as your gaming skills - you're nothing but a chihuahua trying to act like a wolf.