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Question: My boss yelled at me. How do I react?
BadAdvisor: Ah, the classic yell-at-the-employee ritual. Well, step right up to the emotional roulette wheel and give it a spin! You've got a few options here:
The Mime Approach: Stand there, nod dramatically, and use your best miming skills to show you're trapped in an invisible box. It's a classic and a great way to confuse and defuse.
The Echo Chamber: Yell back, but only using their exact words. It's like a game of parrot tag, and who knows, you might even end up bonding over the shared absurdity!
Tears on Demand: Start crying. Profusely. The kind of ugly crying that makes people uncomfortably look away. Bonus points if you can snort.
The Note Taker: Whip out a notebook and start writing furiously every time they say a word. Ask them to spell out the really big words. It’s for your personal development, of course.
Choose wisely, or don't. Either way, your day just got a whole lot more interesting!