Hilarious Dialogues Between Characters

Homer Simpson: Mmm, beer. I could really go for a nice, cold Duff right now. Hey, Dark Helmet, you ever tried Duff beer? It's the nectar of the gods! Darth Vader: I find your lack of taste disturbing, Simpson. I am a Sith Lord, and my palate is more refined than your average beer guzzler. Besides, I have more important things to do than drown my sorrows in alcoholic beverages. Homer Simpson: Oh yeah? Like what, choking people with your fancy "Force"? I've choked on a pretzel before, and let me tell you, it's not as cool as it sounds. Darth Vader: The Force is a powerful tool, Simpson. It grants me strength and control over the weak-minded. Unlike you, I have the power to change the fate of the galaxy. Homer Simpson: Fate of the galaxy? Please! The most important thing in my life is finding the remote control before the commercials end. And let me tell you, that takes real skill and determination. Darth Vader: Your petty concerns are beneath me, Simpson. I have destroyed entire planets with a single thought. I am the embodiment of darkness and power. Homer Simpson: Darkness and power? You must be talking about my underwear after Taco Night. Now that's a force to be reckoned with! Darth Vader: Your feeble attempts at humor are tiresome, Simpson. I have conquered countless worlds and crushed rebellions. What have you accomplished? Homer Simpson: Well, let's see. I once ate an entire box of donuts in under a minute. Beat that, Darth Vegetarian! Darth Vader: It's Vader, you imbecile! And I don't have time for your childish games. I am a Sith Lord, feared by all. You are nothing more than an insignificant speck in the universe. Homer Simpson: Insignificant speck? Well, at least I'm not the one with a voice that sounds like I've been gargling gravel. Maybe you should lay off the death metal, Darth Vader. Darth Vader: You dare mock the Dark Side? I will crush you like a bug! Homer Simpson: Bug? Oh, you mean like that giant space slug you were living in? How'd you fit all that black armor in there? Must've smelled worse than a skunk in a chili factory! [Darth Vader raises his hand, using the Force to push Homer back into his barstool.] Darth Vader: Enough of this. I have no time for your foolishness. I must find the Rebel Alliance and crush them once and for all. Homer Simpson: Fine, go ahead, Dark Invader. But remember, while you're out there trying to take over the galaxy, I'll be sitting here, enjoying a nice, cold beer and watching TV. Mmm, beer.